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var audio = new Audio(turdSound);
document.body.addEventListener('click', function(e) {
   var turd = document.createElement("img");
   turd.src = turdImg;
   turd.style.position = "fixed";
   turd.style.left = (event.clientX - 48) + "px";
   turd.style.top = (event.clientY - 43) + "px";
turd.style.zIndex = 1000;
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audio.pause();
audio.currentTime = 0;
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this is easily one of my worst moments ever

THIS IS PURE RETARDATION

Nah it amuzing 

    

the power of javascript, everyone

THIS IS THE GREATEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Squidtard Tennisballs wrote:THIS IS PURE RETARDATION

haha fart joke funny

MOE TRUMP wrote:THIS IS THE GREATEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ok poomer soyboy

Fartius wrote:

Squidtard Tennisballs wrote:THIS IS PURE RETARDATION

haha fart joke funny

THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SUPER CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nobody fucking cares, squidtard, go noose yourself you ugly freak

Squidtard Tennisballs wrote:

Fartius wrote:

Squidtard Tennisballs wrote:THIS IS PURE RETARDATION

haha fart joke funny

THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SUPER CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

clearly you don't have a garbage sense of humor THE ACTUAL REAL SQUIDWARD

Squidtard Tennisballs wrote:

Fartius wrote:

Squidtard Tennisballs wrote:THIS IS PURE RETARDATION

haha fart joke funny

THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SUPER CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No U SqUiDtArD FaRtBuTt 

Yup, true cringe/retardation at it finest

eat shit squidtard!!!!!!

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I SHIT ALL OVER YOU, SQUIDTARD FUCKBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, it's pretty evident that you like it so much 

as do you

tHiS IS tHe fUnNieSttesT thReaD EvAr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!


                                                                                                                   

                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                     

                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                     

                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                     

                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                     

                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                     

                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                     

                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                     

                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                     

                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                     

                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                     

                                                                                                                     
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